we've got our obsessions;: Archive

“A single tear rolled down her cheek. Several times, and from both eyes.”

Jan 30th

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

pizza and sunkist for breakfast

yep, diet’s going great. :)

Jan 29th

Jan 28th

why i hate males

Creep: 
 hey
 your a babe
Me: 
 what is even wrong with you.

Jan 28th

My mum is so chill.

Me: I'm just calling to let you know won't be home until about 10 because I'm going out.

Mum: Oh okay see you then.

Jan 27th

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1 tag

Jan 27th

there is no itunes anywhere to be found on my...

WHERE IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM :|

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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if you did it say you did it if you didn't suck it...

Jan 27th

What 14-year-old's today look like,

swinglifeaway72: What I looked like when I was their age,

Jan 27th

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Howard: Picture the scene. You're in the wilderness.
Vince: Where?
Howard: Miles from anywhere.
Vince: I've not ever really left Shoreditch.
Howard: You've come out of Hoxton Square, turned left instead of right, you've gone down to that car park behind The Dragon Bar.
Vince: Oh, it's horrible round there, well Crimewatch.
Howard: It's cold, it's frightening, it's dark, you've only got on a light summer jacket.
Vince: What colour?
Howard: It's brown.
Vince: I don't think so.
Howard: Purple with diamanté trim? 
Vince: Okay.
Howard: It's getting cold. What are you gonna do?
Vince: Uhhh, I'd probably just go over to Leroy's. He lives opposite.
Howard: Leroy's out.
Vince: What? Where's he gone?
Howard: He's gone... skiing.
Vince: Why didn't he ask me? Maybe I'd liked to have gone skiing.
Howard: Well, he, er, he wanted to go on his own, skiing.
Vince: Who goes skiing on their own?
Howard: He wanted to go on a solo skiing mission.
Vince: Why?
Howard: Because he's a spy.
Vince: He's not a spy, he works in the laser copy centre!
Howard: That's a front, for his spying!
Vince: This is outrageous, I'm gonna ring him.

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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so we heard popping outside

my sister: ooh, fireworks! me: bogans!

Jan 25th

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so i submitted my resume to eb games and...

now i will obsessively check my phone and email and pray i get an interview.

Jan 25th

so my resume is all written and ready to go

and tomorrow i’m just going to walk into shops and give it to people. and if nobody wants me, it’s no big loss and i’ll just stay at KFC for the rest of my life. forever. :D

Jan 24th

PAGAN SPUDLESS FUCKERS.

Jan 24th

Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

708 notes

i'm always nice to people who least deserve it.

Jan 21st

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i am trying to come to terms with the fact that...

withyourbrokenhands: and certainly no one i’m about to fall in love with. this is unfortunate because although i have time, i wouldn’t mind spending the next few years fooling around and doing dumb teenage love shit. but it doesn’t look like it’s about to happen, and i’m getting pretty fucking tired of being alone. this. so much.

Jan 21st