December 2011
Where have we gone?
We have gone to the forest.
Where are we going?
We are...
– “Where Are We Going?” A North Korean poem intended for first grade reading. (via picturesofwar)
i liked the part where i went to bed before 3:20am
oh wait
eloweasel replied to your photo: plans for tomorrow night: GET DRUNK…
Eloise can’t even get drunk because of mother. FOREVER ALONE.
Want to come over? We can drink ourselves into oblivion and watch doccos?
Anonymous asked: You're not funny.
just wrote some eliza/rasputin smut.
what have i even done with my life
Oops my hand slipped and I orded four seasons of Pokemon what a terrible accident.
getting mad about rape culture at 3:30 in the morning.
woop woop.
I’m still fuming about my shifts at work though. 15 hours total for working the 29th-1st is really really not cool. I’m probably just going to call in sick tho wolololo
this is for steph nobody look
okay so as you can see even though i have been doing a ridiculous amount of eating today it still looks okay. i seriously love this shit so much!
stfu rain, i’m trying to groove
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?”...
– A joke from a Christmas cracker
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I’m fairly certain I have turned into a Pokemon/history blog. I approve of this.