March 2012
sassy gay Peeta
Peeta: I remember when I first saw you
Peeta: You're hair was in two braids instead of one and you were wearing a red plaid dress
Peeta: And I was like someone call the police because that dress is crim-in-al!
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“I will keep the color of your eyes when no other in the world remembers your...”
– The Last Unicorn, Peter S. Beagle (via schmendrick-the-magician)
becauseimakhajiit:
She wears short skirts I wear T-shirts she’s cheer captain and I cry over the death of my favorite fictional character at 3 am
fatggot:
if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it
“Fidel lets the gun drop to the ground, slaps his thigh and stands erect. He is...”
– Abbie Hoffman on Fidel Castro. (via unhistorical)
honest-spy:
digitonicelectronic:
butwewereokay:
bemusedlybespectacled:
imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:
mikulukashipblog:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it...
peetamellrks:
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precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
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peetamellrks:
i think i just found my favorite photo of josh hutcherson to ever exist
watermelectrode:
captaintightpants:
Slow down...
Oh my GOD.
skankovich:
I just made a little girl cry by sticking boob stickers all over her character on LittleBigPlanet.
I’m hysterical! She’s got a mic and she’s bawling her eyes out.
Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
Katniss: oh no
Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss: Gale stop
Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon
Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale: I MAKE SNARES
Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
Katniss: Gale just stop
